So...farewell, then, Ken. Londoners can look forward to another four years of Boris. Just over half of the eventual poll, including the second options, returned BoJo to City Hall by a margin of 62,000 votes, or around a three per cent majority. Ken has indicated that this was his last attempt at the top job. Johnson has indicated that he will work hard to cut Council Taxes, put more bobbies back on the beat, improve infrastructure and Transport For London and...basically all the things that Ken said he would do. The difference is that Ken knows how to run things and Boris...well, he knows how to run a campaign for Mayor and he is, you know, a funny bloke and all that. Just what London needs, of course, rather than a dull, leftie technocrat that can actually deliver on his promises in these difficult times. And what Londoners need right now is a jolly good chap that can carry off all the hand-shaking required for the Olympics and someone who knows how to behave at a jubilee pageant...
"OK, then Bozzer, the job's yours in 2015..." |
What does this mean? Well, first of all, it means that we get the government (local or national) that our apathy deserves. It also means that, whomsoever is elected in any poll, cannot assume to have a mandate to govern when the majorities are often tantalisingly slender, which means that the successful candidate/party is probably in a seat that has been voted for by about one in six of the electorate. However, it could be argued that it is democracy at work. It's as if two-thirds of the adult population had read PJ O'Rourke's seminal work ("Don't Vote, It Just Encourages The Bastards") and taken it literally. This could be true as two-thirds of the adult population rarely get beyond the title of a book, these days, before deciding they can't be arsed to read it or won't do so because it isn't available as an 'App' on their bloody i-phones.
But let's assume, for the moment, that one third of the electorate is sufficiently representative and, if we do, then here are the highlights of last week's elections:
D'oh! |
Twenty-six per cent of the council seats that were fought over on May 3rd were won by "Other" parties' candidates. That's the likes of all the Independents, UKIP, Galloway's "Respect" Party and some loonies. The "Others" lost about ten per cent of the seats they had in the previous ballots in the councils that were up for grabs this time but that was compared to the forty-two per cent lost by the Lib Dems and the twenty-eight per cent by the Tories. Four per cent of the 181 councils that were voted for on May 3rd are now controlled by "Other", compared to only three per cent controlled by the Lib Dems. Opik has suggested that Clegg has to stand down as leader of the Lib Dems and - for the first time ever in my life - I agree with the Cheeky-Girl-Banging self-publicist (although Opik was also of the opinion that Clegg should remain as Deputy PM - I don't get that bit).
And that's it...the only highlight of the local elections and the London Mayoral elections is that the Liberal Democrats are the spent force that we always knew them to be. The rest of it is pointless rhetoric. Miliband cannot take the high ground because the turnaround in Labour's favour this time is less than it was last time (mid-term) when the Tories were in opposition. Cameron can't ascend the hill that Miliband wishes to climb either, even though his mid term loss was less than thirty per cent. Harriet Harperson's conclusion was that "the people" had become disillusioned with the coalition and had decided not to turn out to vote. That might have been the case but it didn't take the cleverest hack to point out that her argument was self-defeating for Labour...D'oh!
Two ordinary voters on May 3rd |
Rather than force people to vote, we should try some encouragement that has nothing to do with politics. There are 45 million people eligible to vote in the UK. £10 each is £450m. The banks aren't lending any money so they've got plenty lying around so this can be funded by a levy on UK banks proportionate to their capitalisation. When you turn up at the polling station and have your name ticked off, the officials give you a crisp tenner for your trouble. Voters who feel patronised can have the opportunity of foregoing the £10 or dropping it into one of an array of charity boxes on offer.
If the great unwashed and other scumbags are encouraged by £10, then the demographic of the active electorate will change dramatically and, as a result, government and opposition manifestos to woo them.
If the great unwashed and other scumbags are encouraged by £10, then the demographic of the active electorate will change dramatically and, as a result, government and opposition manifestos to woo them.
On the other hand, it might just be better to go with O'Rourke.
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